Jeans
Click here to see a larger than normal double-whammy of a photograph.
Having two photographs of a similar vein sitting side by side like that is called a diptych, although I must admit that the picture on the left was not taken on purpose. It is a photograph of my crotch, obviously, but it was on the way down to taking the photograph of my shoes, on the right, that it happened.
I’m posting it because you know what, Internet? Sometimes, you accidentally take a picture of your crotch. It happens.
Enjoy responsibly.

*enjoys IRresponsibly*
You can’t stop me.
All right, well, you got me there.
Glad you’re enjoying it, either way.
“Sometimes you accidently take a picture of your crotch” is totally my new “That’s what she said!”
Ha ha ha ha, good! I should work that into conversation more often, actually.
“Where is that report?”
“Look. Sometimes you accidentally take a picture of your crotch, and sometimes you accidentally lose a report. It happens.”